seriously my officemates are driving me nuts. after what happened to ryan, another officemate crack another story that drive me rolling over the floor. allan is a cross dresser gay probably in his late 30s to early 40s. but unlike, the general perception against them, he tags himself as more conservative, demour and tend to shy away from the stereotypes. he is currently living with his boy friend. whereas, his partner also has a wife and a son. not to mention the fact, that the wife was actually my officemate's former student when he was still teaching in the province. and up until now, she still doesn't have the slightest idea that they are together (i felt that some may react upon this, so i have thought of having a different post to it---watch out). anyhow, the actual story is this: one day, after having lunch, me, allan and another officemate decided to smoke outside. we spent the remaining time before going back in again, talking. the conversation went really interesting and funny, especially when we have managed to convince allan to open up his wild side.among the stories he have told us, the one that really gave me the laugh, was when he was in high school. he narrated that when he was in his senior high, he and his other gay friends attended a camping event as part of their CAT class. "living gay during my time was difficult," he said, "most of the time we were ridiculed, isolated and beaten up. as much as we want to fight back, we can't. for it was the rule of the game."but among the people who discriminated them, it was coronel who catched their attention. all of his gay friends happen to have a hint that coronel is actually gay too. but because of lack of evidence and fear that they maybe discriminated again or worst beaten up hard(er), they chose not to push the suspicion.then one night, after the officer-in-charge called for lights off, he and his gay friends thought of a very naughty plan. (i think, probably this is their own way of getting even.)when they've felt that everyone was already asleep. they individually sneaked into their lower batch's tents. my officemate went directly towards his crush's tent and lied beside him. his prospect was lying on his side. so allan tried turning sideways as well. when there was no act of refusal made by his crush, he carefully put his hand to his crush's tummy and gently slip into his penis. then the cadet whispered, "colonel?"allan was extremely surprised of what he have heard. caught with the moment, allan pretended to be the colonel and gave out a soft moan as a sign of affirmation. the cadet didn't move and continued pretending to be asleep. so my officemate continued pretending he was the colonel as well and followed the original plan. when the plan was consummated, he immediately went outside the tent and proceeded to theirs. he was laughing all throughout that evening until the next day. knowing that, the cadet just confirmed to him their suspicion against colonel and made his plan to his crush a success. i was really laughing hard after hearing it. although, it frightened me at first, because of the idea that what he did was actually harassment. but then he confirmed to us that it was him ages ago. when his libido was at the peak of his teenage life, like any other people have gone. where acceptance and mere tolerance for them were not an option for their gender.now, he claims that he is a more mature person, who believes that sex is not the only thing that should revolve within one's life. he learned that sometimes especially in his context, being more practical and rational should always be above any sexual drives. for a moment, i felt like i am talking to myself. but after the idea sunk in, i found myself laughing hard again to the picture of the cadet whispering, "colonel?"