Saturday, August 23, 2008

colonel

seriously my officemates are driving me nuts. after what happened to ryan, another officemate crack another story that drive me rolling over the floor. allan is a cross dresser gay probably in his late 30s to early 40s. but unlike, the general perception against them, he tags himself as more conservative, demour and tend to shy away from the stereotypes. he is currently living with his boy friend. whereas, his partner also has a wife and a son. not to mention the fact, that the wife was actually my officemate's former student when he was still teaching in the province. and up until now, she still doesn't have the slightest idea that they are together (i felt that some may react upon this, so i have thought of having a different post to it---watch out). anyhow, the actual story is this: one day, after having lunch, me, allan and another officemate decided to smoke outside. we spent the remaining time before going back in again, talking. the conversation went really interesting and funny, especially when we have managed to convince allan to open up his wild side.among the stories he have told us, the one that really gave me the laugh, was when he was in high school. he narrated that when he was in his senior high, he and his other gay friends attended a camping event as part of their CAT class. "living gay during my time was difficult," he said, "most of the time we were ridiculed, isolated and beaten up. as much as we want to fight back, we can't. for it was the rule of the game."but among the people who discriminated them, it was coronel who catched their attention. all of his gay friends happen to have a hint that coronel is actually gay too. but because of lack of evidence and fear that they maybe discriminated again or worst beaten up hard(er), they chose not to push the suspicion.then one night, after the officer-in-charge called for lights off, he and his gay friends thought of a very naughty plan. (i think, probably this is their own way of getting even.)when they've felt that everyone was already asleep. they individually sneaked into their lower batch's tents. my officemate went directly towards his crush's tent and lied beside him. his prospect was lying on his side. so allan tried turning sideways as well. when there was no act of refusal made by his crush, he carefully put his hand to his crush's tummy and gently slip into his penis. then the cadet whispered, "colonel?"allan was extremely surprised of what he have heard. caught with the moment, allan pretended to be the colonel and gave out a soft moan as a sign of affirmation. the cadet didn't move and continued pretending to be asleep. so my officemate continued pretending he was the colonel as well and followed the original plan. when the plan was consummated, he immediately went outside the tent and proceeded to theirs. he was laughing all throughout that evening until the next day. knowing that, the cadet just confirmed to him their suspicion against colonel and made his plan to his crush a success. i was really laughing hard after hearing it. although, it frightened me at first, because of the idea that what he did was actually harassment. but then he confirmed to us that it was him ages ago. when his libido was at the peak of his teenage life, like any other people have gone. where acceptance and mere tolerance for them were not an option for their gender.now, he claims that he is a more mature person, who believes that sex is not the only thing that should revolve within one's life. he learned that sometimes especially in his context, being more practical and rational should always be above any sexual drives. for a moment, i felt like i am talking to myself. but after the idea sunk in, i found myself laughing hard again to the picture of the cadet whispering, "colonel?"
hahaha.

21 comments:

White said...

a cross-dresser "demure"? LOL

colonel! colonel! cooooloooonel! LOL

peace! :)

odin hood said...

LOL!! lupet nun ah!

RONeiluke, RN said...

hahaha! sobrang nakakatawa! hahaha! kapag sa mga ganyang outing hindi talaga natural ng may mga ganyan! hahaha!

i can't wait for your next story... galing galing...

amicus said...

colonel? ;)

pen said...

aheheheh!

panalo..
matinik pala si colonel..heheheh!

boying said...

hahaha. colonel, ako naman.

let sex revolve around you but don't let yourself revolve around sex. haha.

boying said...

wanderer, ikaw ba iyong hinihiraman ko ng thesis? ala pa ba iyon?

dabo said...

hehehe..

Mugen said...

Libido is something that is hard to control - especially for us males. But for some reasons, I was able to suppress mine totally, especially in using its wonders toward another person.

xxxborgexxx said...

hahaha. this is a fun read. great post. i wish i could write about less serious stuff that i can actually laugh about. and if i might add to the discussion, i don't think libido should be controlled. it's unhealthy. let it drive you so long as it doesn't kill you. don't tell me there'd be hell to pay. hell is here and now. might as well make the most out of it. hahaha. good one pare keep it up.

wanderingcommuter said...

white: yup and i am just quoting him. hahaha!

odin: hahaha...
ron: pero minsan these things makes one outing very memorable.
amicus: YES? nyahahaha...
pen: sinabi mo pa...
boying: hhhmmm... good point!
boying: opo ako nga... hindi pa binabalik sa akin eh.
dabo: hehehe.

mugen: ano ba sikreto mo kuya joms? nyahaha.
borge: i still believe that evrything should be in moderation. as much as you want to be as deviant as everyone else, you still need to follow order to avoid anarchy and chaos.

Chyng said...

wahahaha! i like that sequel to sa loob ng tren. nahuli lang ang comment ko.. (--,)

mel beckham-atienza said...

juice ko.. =p

Bino/Geno said...

I agree na hindi lang puro sex. I have a friend whose partner got HIV. I hope my friend turns out to be negative.

jericho said...

for what he did, your friend shoudl have been made a general. a hehehe.

Kyogre said...

i liked that, good one

Looking For The Source said...

nyahaha...funny...

hmmm...

Keitaro Hanazawa said...

Lagot kang colonel ka! hahaha!

"sex is not the only thing that should revolve within one's life"

So true.

Kiks said...

unsurprisingly, corss-dressers are the most demure of all gays.

the colonel should know. haha.

Lance said...

i wondered what could have happened to the real colonnel and the 'crush' the next few nights...
this is funny.. thanks for waking me up.. this post will be my coffee for the day...

Will Shady said...

Ha ha. That's a funny story. I can only hope that I have matured as much as your friend.