Friday, December 5, 2008

emba(ha)rassment

"anakng..." this was the immediate expression that came out of my mouth when i saw the zipper of my pants in between my fingers and above my belt line. i just broke the zipper of my pants and put my dingdong dantes to be exposed for everyone.
it was even perfect timing when i realized that i was actually wearing, one of what my friends considered as a baby tee. the shirt was actually medium size and fits me perfectly... before, 6 months ago. but now, since i am rapidly and "uncontrollably" gaining weight, the shirt already looked like a hanging shirt for men for me.
the alibi: but since i still haven't pick up my laundry yet OR i just feel that i am still on my previous built still. i was force to wear it and carry the what i thought to be just a hanging embarassment that turned out to be another "hanging embarassment.
i am still 5 hours away from going home and i haven't had any strategies to play this around yet. the only thing that i could think of is to pray that the train is not that full and i'll be able to sit til i reach my station. i am already embarass just picturing myself standing inside it covering my crotch. what if the train makes a sudden stop and i am force to hold to the polls or handles? DINGDONG! there goes my privacy. then i realized that i am even wearing one of my most unflattering boxer shorts! how embarassing could that be? argh!

18 comments:

jamie da vinci! said...

wear it with pride dude :) for all you know, you could start a new fashion craze.... like that "arabic scarf fad" that ppl are so gaga about... :)

let's just hope nobody cute catches ur attention, else, HELLO!!! :)

Luis Batchoy said...

and imagine me in that scenario... errr... I dont wear undies... NONE WHATSOEVER! so... It aint that bad at all...

Dhon said...

OMG! WTF.. forgive my french!
but i can't imagine the images that went into your mind..

BTW.. i am linking your dite to mine.. i hope you will also!

Cheers!
-DHON

gillboard said...

gud lak sa pag-uwi mamaya...

wandering tsinelas said...

Saang MRT station ka ba sumasakay? I'll be waiting. Hahaha! Kidding!

You should've brought a bag, that would be a good cover. :)

Allen Yuarata said...

haha. i'd be really bothered if I were you. tama yung sinabi ni wandering tsinelas. You should've brought a shoulder bag or bought an envelope pra kunyari hawak mo tapos sabay takip sa zipper. para-paraan. haha. good day.

nova-san said...

Damn, dude.... Did you get home without any incidents? hehehe...

xxxborgexxx said...

i used to always forget zipping up when i was in college. hahaha. now this incident of your is far worse. so, how did it go? hahaha.

kurant.master said...

oks lang yan =) you should have seen me shoeless along ayala. hahah

marco said...

masaya yun hehe.. ayos lang yan..
next time check mo muna yung mga sinusuot mo

>>marco

samjuan said...

naku naganyan nako dati, pero ayus lang. dapat taas noo pa din , este, taas ulo este taas noo. haha

goodluck pauwi kabayan

Abou said...

ha ha pwede din pantakip folder o envelop. ung maliit na envelop ha ha

lazy john said...

dapat pumwesto ka sa gitna tutal madaming tao sa mrt... hindi na yun mahahalata... hehehe

PROSETITUTE said...

keri lang yan. haha. :P
dami pa namang masasamang loob sa mrt. tsk.

Mugen said...

Solusyon: Magpapademure ako ng lakad. Kunyari dalagang pilipina ang drama ko. Ang bag (kung may bag ka na dala eh nasa harap habang naglalakad ka ng napaka-baaaagaaaaal sa Ayala.

jericho said...

keri lang yan. pag may tumingin. pandilatan mo at sabihan: "Inggit ka? Tse!"

ced said...

nakauwi ka ba? ahehe
awkward things really happen sa mga time na hindi ka prepared much worst e sabay sabay ngyari yan sayo.

natawa naman ako sa comment ni kuya jericho. hehehe. akala ko dapat kikindatan mo e hindi pala. haha

Niel Camhalla said...

I usually cover my crotch with a bag. A messenger bag is good or a loose backpack placed in front.