Friday, February 5, 2010

bitchesa experiment vol.3: si dabo ang tunay na echoserang froggy!

mahirap maging bitchesa ng wala lang. lagi itong may pinaghuhugutan.ika nga ni engel, marx at ni gramsci, dapat laging may dialectics.

tulad mo, hindi din ako mahilig makialam sa buhay ng ibang tao. pero isa sa mga bagay na umuubos ng mitsa ko ay kaCHEAPan, kacheapangagahan, o kachipipayan. alam ko, hindi ako mayaman, pero napapamura talaga ako sa kacheapan!

so dear dabo aka Echoserang Froggy,

as much as i don't want to do this, but i guess kelangan may magsabi sa iyo nito...

for you can never claim that you didn't see this coming, since simula palang gusto mo ng makita ka bilang MASA... ang laging API. bigla kong naalala. si politoad with matching clap clap and "politoad, politoad!" naimagine mo? good! cute noh?!
so ito na ang kontrabidang hinihintay mo. kaya dapat hindi ka mapikon o magalit.

dont worry kasi surprisingly, hindi ako nakastillettos, naka LV, o chanel. nakatsinelas lang ako, binabacon ang SUNJOY na brief at suot ulit ang tshirt na sinuot niya two months ago.

believe me, i tried, i really really tried to understand. and you can even ask my gynecologist about it.

but dear, you just crossed the line of intolerable kacheapan. daig mo pa ang piratang dvd ng WAPAKMAN!

you see, appreciation and friendship are two of the things in this world that you acquire. they are not something you push or beg from others.at lalong lalo na, at the expense of other people ( especially of they're my friends).

kacheapan man na matuturing ang pagpatol sa kacheapan. atleast nalaman natin na my levels din ang kacheapan. and kelangan nating matuwid yun para sa isang ideal kacheapan world. nahilo ka ba sa dami ng salitang kacheapan!

kacheapan, kacheapan, kacheapan... ayan, magsawa ka sa kacheapan!

KACHEAPAN!

hindi ko lang talaga magets, kung bakit ka pa VICTIM... alam mo yun yung pelikula ni judy ann santos na "pa-victim! pavictim! pavictim!"?

minsan, may nagsabi sa akin,walang biktima, kung walang nagpapabiktima, at funny kasi IKAW ang una kong naisip. napicture out ko na nga din kung ano ang itsura mo kapag ginawa kang emblem: right hand on the chest tapos nakatingin sa langit...may liwanag! o di ba? glamour shot ng mga api.walang sinabi ang pag amen ni santino sa kuha mong ito.

anyhow, hindi mo pa din ba nagets? its not about exclusivity, its not you not passing a qualification for friendship because in the first place, walang qualifications sa pagkakaibigan. nagdedeliryo ka lang, nasobrahan marahil sa dose nang pinaghalong pang aapi mo sa sarili at isang kutsarang tinunaw na mothballs.

believe me, madami akong kaibigan, may pangit, may gwapo, may maganda, may mahirap, may mayaman, may streetsmart, may mahina, may manginginom, may bookish, may tamad lang mag aral at maging "pariwara." at lahat sila hindi ko naging kaibigan lang dahil sa facebook o anumang social network. dahil hindi lang sa facebook ang paraan para makipag kaibigan.

sa mundong ito, importante ang space o ispasyo kaya may value ang anonymity lalo na sa mga blogger, lalo na sa mga PLU.

isang indikasyon na mataas ang importansya ng anonymity sa isang blogger ay ang kanyang profile. kapag nakita mong wala siyang picture, iba ang kanyang litrato o hindi siya nagpapakita ng isang parte ng lanyang pagkakakilalan, halimbawa ang kanyang mukha ay dahil gusto niyang maging anonymous. dahil duon nakakapagsulat siya ng mas malaya. nasasabi niya ang kanyang mga gustong sabihin ng hindi nag aalala sa maaring maging bias sa kanya ng ibang tao o ng makakabasa.

at sa oras na may nakakakilala sa kanya kaibigan man o hindi, kakilala man o hindi, in a way, nawawala ang kakayahang iyon. nasesensor na ang mga bagay na gusto niyang sabihin o isulat.

magkaiba naman ang kaso ng facebook, in a way masasabing isa itong online resume ng isang tao. nakapaloob dito ang ilang impormasyon tungkol sa kanya at dahil sa impormasyong yun, minararapat ng marami na ilimita lamang iyon sa mga piling tao, sa mga kaibigan, sa mga kamag anak at sa mga taong kaya niyag pagkatiwalaan. kaya hindi mo masisisi ang isang tao kung hindi ka niya inaccept dahil desisyon niya yun. again, respect begets respect. and the same logic goes kung di ka respectful.

so bago pa man maubusan ng semilya ang kontrabida mo, mag conclusyon na tayo, lagpas na din ito sa primetime at inaantok na ako.

basically, simple lang ang CONCLUSION.

hindi ka api, dahil hindi naman sinasabi ng mga api kung papaano sila inaapi. kusa itong nalalaman at nararamdaman ng kanyang audience. hindi niya sinisigaw sa buong set kung paano siya pinapahirapan ng paulit ulit.
(sinasampal ako! sinasampal ako! binubugbog ako! binubugbog ako1 nag sakit! sakit!---di ba ang weird?)

at lalong hindi siya gumagamit ng iba para magtagumpay.

so hindi ka api, hindi ka din si rubi dahil hindi ka pwedeng maging bida sa eksenang ito--- echusera ka lang! ECHUSERANG FROGGY!

P.S.
tanggapin mo man o hindi, wala na din akong pakialam. at wala din akong pakialam kung hanggang saan ang kakayahan mo. wala akong pakialam kung ikaw ang hahalakhak sa huli. at lalong wala akong pakialam kung magsarado ka ng blog at magsimula ulit ng panibago... kung ako sa iyo, panindigan mo na lang kundi mo kayang tanggapin or make it a lesson learned kung narealize mong mali ang iyong pagtingin.

and yes, may karapatan akong magbitchesa dahil kaibigan ko ang tinalo mo!

(this is so mean girls, i love it!)

yun lang.

now back in aiming world peace!

bye-bella!

mmwwwwaaaaahhhh!

itchy to be a bitchy spider!

29 comments:

Manech said...

"isang indikasyon na mataas ang importansya ng anonymity sa isang blogger ay ang kanyang profile. kapag nakita mong wala siyang picture, iba ang kanyang litrato o hindi siya nagpapakita ng isang parte ng lanyang pagkakakilalan, halimbawa ang kanyang mukha ay dahil gusto niyang maging anonymous. dahil duon nakakapagsulat siya ng mas malaya. nasasabi niya ang kanyang mga gustong sabihin ng hindi nag aalala sa maaring maging bias sa kanya ng ibang tao o ng makakabasa."

sorry for super quoting. i just found myself nodding all throughout this paragraph.

swak na swak.

Galen said...

Erik:

To hear this from Dabo would be understandable, but to rub salt over a wounded ego - coming from you - is outright cruel. Look at the number of followers you have and you'd understand how destructive every word you say.

Yj said...

ako nanaman ba ang pinatatamaan mo sa linyang "may mga kaibigan akong tamad mag-aral?"

nyahahahahaha joke lang... alam ko namang ako yung KAIBIGAN MONG MAGANDA!!! blep

Anonymous said...

Dahil ako ang epal na anghelitong makulit, magpapaka angel's advocate ako.

Sa taong matatamaan ng blog na ito, sana wag kang magmukmok at magalit, gusto lang ng mga kaibigan ko na umangat ka sa kinalalagyan mo, magka backbone kung baga. Stronger but not vengeful. In reality concerned sila sayo.

Hope after reading this post di ka maglalambitin sa kurtina iikot ikot at kakanta sa tono ng "Glitter in the Air" ni Pink sa linyang...

And there you were sitting in the garden,
Clutching my ego,
you called me BITTER!
you called me BITTER!!!

Basta! Tumayo ka at sabihing "echoserang frog ha!? Pwes! Ang frog nagiging princesa din pag nahalikan. At if I know, gusto mo lang akong halikan!" Choz!

There's no real definite label of criticism - as constructive or destructive criticism. You make the reaction you want out of them. Choose wisely.

- Echoserang Tinkerbelle

jusrine said...

blog war na etoh!

Padsiefoot said...

Hay nako kilala ko tong Echoserang Tinkerbelle na nagpapaka-positive na to. Hahaha!

YJ, isama mo naman ako sa mga pangarap mo. Hindi "ikaw" yung tinutukoy dun kundi "tayo" nyahaha!!

Anonymous said...

me dadagdag pala ako.

"at lahat sila hindi ko naging kaibigan lang dahil sa facebook o anumang social network. dahil hindi lang sa facebook ang paraan para makipag kaibigan."

WEHHH!??????

Eh tayo sa multiply nung nag "STALK" ka sakin pero nalimutan mong mag log out eh.

haha epal lang.

@padsiefoot: isa ka pang echosera!!!

Trip said...

hmmm. this entry is valid for the bitchesa experiment. doing otherwise defeats its purpose. cruel? it has to be.

experiments do have risks and dangers but i believe that the authors are all aware of the consequences of their action and could stand behind it. i also know that their readers are matured enough not to judge them by the mere expression of their "other sides".

to EF, you can view this experiment the way u want it and i hope there is something to learn out of this experience. good luck to u.

citybuoy said...

music break. pakalma lang guys.

sana'y pag-ibing nalaaaang ang isipin..

there's room for all of us in the blogosphere. :D

Galen said...

Jusrine:

Our real-life friendship keeps us from moving towards that direction.

Trip:

There are some risks that far out-weights its benefit. One, I think is beneficial, a double would be too much.

Sometimes we should consider the emotional maturity of the person who is in the center of criticism. We could be mature enough to handle it, but the one in target may not.

Lets take for example the entry you have written some weeks ago about exclusivity. It was a little off on our part to read it from someone we know, since we think its not necessary to bring back a past - especially when the person resurrecting it is not directly involved. In the first place the issue wouldn't exist if some outside intervention didn't take place. But nobody raised hell about your comparison. It was too petty to be a reason for discord. We also think, an exercise of freedom of expression

Much like in this case, freedom of expression was made and the experiment proved a success, but do remember that in all experiment, one has to take the place of critique in order for control to be established.

I enjoyed this kind of discourse, but as they say, I think its time to move on. :)

PetiBurges said...

The oppressed are insecure in their duality as beings which "house" the oppressor. -- PF.

Keep moving, blogwars! :)

Jake said...

HOY!

AT ISA PANG HOY!

Bakit wala sa listahan ng mga kaibigan mo ang biktima ng...

RAYUMA

na kagaya ko?!!!

Aping-api na talaga ako!!!

ECHOS!

Menthos said...

just one question. why?

Aethen said...

TARAY! (Mas-mataray ang relpy ni ewik)

Yun lang. Bow.

Donald said...

Blogwar na ito!

dabo said...
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dabo said...

i may sound not yet over with the thingy but i do really.

i love writing so much and blogging as its derivative was sacred to me to a certain extent.

blogging as a social means of networking is only secondary to me..

in that way i could treat the rest of the bloggers with respect.

it's not even friendship to begin with but simply because they are people who love to write and tell small stories - something i passionately love to do.

i don't care whether a blogger is paranoid over acquiring some epidemic disease or telling me how pathetic his date was last night.

my hugs in words, my kisses painted in letters, my unsolicited written advice won't mean anything. they are just fillers of my empty brain and my hollow heart because i am just a reader. i'm not a friend, i'm not really a friend. i'm here to rob the writers of their wisdom, i'm here to harass them and, i'm here to be made insecure of how puny my life really is. i'm just here to be affected of their written works and personal confessions. i'm here to gather the pieces of their eternity until it complete mines, i'll cast it in my own sky.

at dun lumalabas ang pagkabias ko, when love of writing itself is threaten.

if just in case the blogworld is suddenly filled with OVERWHELMING people offering help and asking help, looking for friends and lovers with glaring solid consistency, then i'll just fade away like a ghost.

i'll say goodbye to the vandals written on the hallways and comfort room doors.

by then, i guess there is no place for me here anymore.

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Trip said...

@Galen. i think the one in target’s emotional maturity is at test here. It really depends on him how to make out of this experiment. whether it is too much or not, it is expected that he has to reevaluate his action/behavior. if it turns out that indeed he is emotionally immature, then it is time for him to grow.

as for your sentiment on my “exclusivity” entry, you should have expressed this earlier, and in particular, in the comments page of that specific entry. you could always reach me at our favorite venue so we can discuss it because I think this is another case of “misunderstanding”. :)

Bryan Anthony said...

cynthia luster??

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line of flight said...

pinapalaya ng mga di-kilalang babae ang sinumpang palaka sa maraming fairytales. sumusuporta ang pagkatubos ng pagkababae ng ating loob sa possessive negative mother complex. ang proseso ng pagtutubos ng palaka ay hindi dapat ika hiya.

ito ang nangunguna problema ng anino, kung hindi natin bigyan pansin (as the blogosphere is another variation of the persona), ito ay lalabas tulad ng ipinakita ng iyong experiment. at hindi rin dapat ika hiya.

Herbs D. said...

naalala ko tuloy yung private joke ng mga coffee babies when it comes to the words "echoserang fraggy" ang benta talaga eh! HAHAHAHAHA

Maxwell Flux said...

clap! clap! clap!

nakuha mo ewik. sakto! hahaha.

parang involved ako eh no? pero parang may idea ako kung sino, wala lang, hehehe.

bitchesa experiment is fun. lol.

Luis Batchoy said...

and where, may I ask, are all these leading to? Quo Vadis?

Pasintabi lang...

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Galen said...

Trip:

Instructions were given to the person under fire. Certainly, lessons were learned.

As for your entry about exclusivity, what I mentioned was only in passing. Misunderstanding or not, interpretation has already passed judgment. There is no need to comment on your entry because doing so may fan the flames of an sensitive topic.

Trip said...

"As for your entry about exclusivity, what I mentioned was only in passing. Misunderstanding or not, interpretation has already passed judgment. There is no need to comment on your entry because doing so may fan the flames of an sensitive topic."

@Galen, and it was also in passing that i mention the "sensitive topic" that is the reason why it's never been an entry of "exclusivity" (your judgment i guess), but of misunderstanding. yeah u made ur "interpretations" but be reminded that u have to respect the originator of the entry who holds the real "interpretation".

peace out.