Sunday, June 8, 2008

do you know what a happy horse is?

if not, then you might not be as alcoholic as i am.

i am a very flexible person. but when it comes to preferences i rather go with san mig light. since i am still convinced that it doesn't make your tummy bulgy than the rest of the alcoholic beverages they offer among bars because of its claim of low calorie content.
but the other night, we decided to drink in one of the chiller's place here in quezon city. most of my friends are into red horse, so just not to be a killer joy and feel the redundancy of peer pressure, i ordered one too.
and guess what, i got a happy horse bottle.


the happy horse bottle is second from the left.

urban drinkers legend has it, if you happen to have one, it would bring you good fortune. it would make your alcohol tolerance way beyond your threshold. even make your mojos commanding every individual you lay yours eyes into in your command as well. some also claims that the beer content of it is different from the rest of the red horse bottles. it could invigorate you: make your muscles more visible just like the way you wanted them to be. it would make you stronger as strong as 3000 horses. some would even look for cases after cases for they believe that it could boost your sexual endurance.

but theres a catch, because before you could even notice it, you'll just wake up, unable to speak. there is only one weird sound that you could produce in your throat. a very familiar sound. but still unreconcillable. then you'll notice that both your hands and feet are raised as if touching the ceiling. the sight is quite blurry that you couldn't even see your finger toes anymore. then you try to stand up. but it seemed like everything became taller. you tried going to the bathroom like you usually do every morning and you'll be surprise by the time you look at the mirror.


you are now one of the happy horse club. atleast with pretty pink dyed hair. then a group of men will force to enter your house and will ship you to wright park, baguio city and forced you to work for them. together with the rest of the others, who were also deceived by the happy horse curse.

the end.

hahaha. i am just pulling your leg.

basically, i would just like to point out that happy horse bottles are rare. thus, they are cool. bow!

23 comments:

V said...

ahahahaha! sos yan. sabi ko na nga ba eh. kaya pala pink ang buhok ko sa ilong kaninang umaga!

odin hood said...

wild ng imahinasyon.... epekto ata yan ng happy horse haha


ayaw ko rin ng red horse, at kapag minsan na napipilitan mag red horse ay di ko naman hinahanap ang happy horse hehe

icka said...

horses with the same pink hair usually make most of the happy-tipsy moments, get drunk together and get the hangover after. :)

KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...

so did they deliberately make those happy horse labels for fun?

I drink red horse in pinas, but havent heard about that thing yet. when did it start?

Mugen said...

Hahanapin ko yang happy horse na yan. Baka maging happy rin ang prospects ko ng tama pag ininom ko yan. Wahahaha.

Pathbinder said...

...so...did you drink it? :P

Oh, and concerning your comment-question on my post. Here is the answer: http://pathbinder-strikes-again.blogspot.com/2008/06/pseudopodium.html

(I didn't mean to advertise on your post though.)

dabo said...

hehehe.. no comment.

my-so-called-Quest said...

madaya ang redhorse. sa tagal ko na umiinom wala pa ko naeencounter! waaapakkk!

siguro may halo ang happy horse?

ingats! malapit na ang ating big day!nyay!

JM said...

answerte mo! antagal ko ng naghahanap ng happy horse!! hehe

makabili nga uli. baka makatyempo na. hehe

Coldman said...

di pa ko nakaaktikim ng red horse, pero sabi nila sumusipa daw pagkatapos! lol!

Ely said...

happy Horse? LOL, may ganun pala. Di ko napapansin...

Kris Canimo said...

a friend told me about this ages ako. i didnt seem to notice the difference. wala bang mas malapit na picture?

wala bang happy horse hunt?

Kris Canimo said...

a friend told me about this ages ako. i didnt seem to notice the difference. wala bang mas malapit na picture?

wala bang happy horse hunt?

Bino/Geno said...

Ooooohhhh. Meron palang ganito. Hahaha. I never drink. Ang pait e. Hehe. I like some fruity wines though but not beer. Deadly.

jericho said...

ang cute ng horse... gusto ko syang kabayuhin... chos!

mrs.j said...

i love red horse too.. ewan ko ba.. mas less tama ko... kanya kanya lang yan

wanderingcommuter said...

v: hahaha... ibig sabihin niya mas kailangan mo ng magpluck ng mga sumisilip na hair nose. hehehe.. kidding!

odin: palagay ko din...hahaha. kasama sa challenge ang paghahanap ng redhorse.

icka: that's a nice kick to sum it all up.

kj: yup! they do. for unknown reason. at first i thought they are prizes instored kapag nakakuha ka ng ganitong bote. but hindi daw. ganun lang talaga...

mugen: mas traydor daw ang mga happy horse. kesa sa regular na red horse... again, as urbal drinker legend says it...

pathbinder: yup and thats why all of this thing i wrote down came into mind. hehehe.

dabo: no comment din sa no comment.

mysocalled: bukas na nga eh at nag eexpect pa rina ko ng extension.. hahaha.

jm: madami-dami na din ang encounter ko sa mga happy horse. baka hindi naman talaga siya ganun ka rare or sobrang madalas lang din akong uminom.

coldman: that's too much tv my friend. hahaha!

ely: atleast sa susunod na iinom ka. may hahanapin ka na rin. hahaha!

kris: yan na yun eh... pero medyo malaki naman ang difference: just look for the smile that it does.. hehehehe.

bino: hahaha... walang budget sa wine eh. hahaha!

jericho: ayokong mag imagine! hahaha!

mrs. j: ahh talaga...weird... siguro nga kanya kanyang tama lang yan! hehehehe

Lance said...

I thought it was classified as a female horse na red horse. But it's weird because you get to see "happy horse" on a stallion bottle of red horse sometimes. Indeed, it's rare. I had it once palang din. Im a casual RedHorse drinker. "Pala-igit" kung sa Bisaya/Cebuano ! hahahha

♥missnova-san said...

I had the [not so]good fortune of being exposed to Red Horse during my visit to the Philippines. I thought myself a good beer drinker, until I had myself a few bottles of Red Horse and found myself drunk beyond comprehension.

That stuff is potent!!!

Princhecha Fiona said...

May ganun pla? hehehe. Pero nde nmn ako tlga pala inom kya nde ko din tlga malalaman na may happy horse pla! :P

Winner, gusto ko din yun pink na buhok!!! :P ahihihi

chroneicon said...

naunahan mo ko! shet! magpopost pa naman sana ako about HH. ahaha! oh well papel, there is one in every case...

wanderingcommuter said...

lance: ang interesting naman ang word na pala igit. hehehe...

nova: yun lang...hahaha! don't worry walang red horse sa inuman natin.

princhecha: ayus na yun wala kang beer belly tapos pink pa buhok mo...wala na!!!

chroneicon: hahaha... sorry naman kung ganun. hahaha! kaya yan!

sab said...

i'm proud to have experienced happy horse, where else but at the beach. good times!

i don't think it's different from any other red horse, just the packaging.